Zoo Rules Horror

1. Welcome to City Forest Zoo. This park has satellite surveillance coverage. No feeding, no smoking. My wife and I came to visit; today is our wedding anniversary. 2. The orangutan often calls its own name; please cover your ears immediately when you hear it. Yes, it does indeed call 'orangutan,' which has a uncanny valley effect. 3. There is a dangerous creature in the park. If found, please go to the elephant enclosure; they will protect you. But it's very safe here; there's no danger. 4. There are 32 flamingos in the park. If you find an extra one, please make it 'sleep.' I didn't count, I just know they wail, and it makes me sad too. 5. There are many rabbits in the park. Please do not make eye contact with them. I accidentally looked at them, and their blood-red eyes seemed to want to take my life, making me feel uncomfortable all over. 6. Please do not look in mirrors. I looked in a mirror and then fainted. 7. Never stay in the oceanarium; the cost is unbearable!! I woke up to find myself in a diving suit, becoming an 'fish' in the oceanarium. I managed to take off the diving suit and returned to the zoo. It's safer in the zoo. Of the above rules, only one is true.