My Neighbor Is Eating Me

January 1st I got home. My new neighbor Mr. Ueno was really nice, he gave me a bowl of meat porridge. What a kind man. January 2nd The place next door is so noisy, they play music every day. Mr. Ueno didn't even go yell at them, what a good temper he has. January 1st Two brainless neighbors, littering with no manners, and they cursed at me. January 1st A new neighbor moved in today, hope they won't disturb me. January 2nd That bitch downstairs plays music every day, so annoying I really want to yell at her. January 3rd The neighbor next door is a couple, they carry plastic bags around every day acting sneaky. I don't think they are good people... January 4th Mr. Ueno is single, I kinda have a crush on him... January 3rd I saw that woman downstairs today, she's actually pretty good-looking, who knew her taste is so bad. January 4th The kid next door who plays music is dead! Oh my god, he got eaten! January 4th What cannibal case, that's bullshit! January 4th I've been smelling a foul odor lately, it seems to come from downstairs. January 5th I got assigned to this case next door to me today, it's so disgusting. The killer is brutal, he ate all the organs. January 5th That fat shut-in upstairs hasn't gone out for days, whatever, none of my business. January 6th Mr. Ueno is going on a date with me tomorrow, heh heh. January 6th The smell is getting stronger, is it a dead rat? January 8th My neighbor is eating me... January 7th Oh my god, I saw a woman dragging a corpse downstairs! January 8th My neighbor's neighbor is eating me... January 9th I... I'm so hungry... he gave me a piece of meat...